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Dear Twilight fans,

Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.

Sincerely, Logic

Dear diet coke,

I feel like you're overreacting.

Sincerely, Mentos

Dear Yahoo,

I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...

Sincerely, Google

Dear Nazis,

You did what?!?! I said I hate JUICE!

Sincerely, Hitler

Dear brain,

Sometimes I wish you had a power button.

Sincerely, trying to sleep.

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