Wednesday, April 27, 2011
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Dear Twilight fans,Sincerely, Logic
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Dear diet coke,Sincerely, Mentos
I feel like you're overreacting.
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
You did what?!?! I said I hate JUICE!
Sometimes I wish you had a power button.
Sincerely, trying to sleep.